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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.
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Three minutes.
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This is it. Ground zero.
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Do you have a speech for the occasion?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think of anything.
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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing
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and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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It's getting exciting now.
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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.
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Well, it works both ways.
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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.
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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.
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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges
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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
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Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,
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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.
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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the oestrogen.
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- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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..between those huge sweating tits
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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.
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OK, you cry now.
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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't sleep.
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With insomnia, nothing's real.
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Everything's far away.
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy.
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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.
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The IBM Stellar Sphere.
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The Microsoft Galaxy.
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The Planet Starbucks.
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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.
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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.
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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?
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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.
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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
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Yes. I'd like to order
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the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
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- Please hold.
- Anything clever,
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like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.
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The Klipsk personal office unit.
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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.
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I'd flip through catalogues and wonder
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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"
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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.
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We used to read pornography.
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Now it was the Horchow collection.
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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?
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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
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I have no idea how I got there.
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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?
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Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...
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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.
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Hey, come on.
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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?
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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
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See the guys with testicular cancer.
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That's pain.
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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.
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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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We never could agree on anything.
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Well, I... She...
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She had her first child last week.
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A girl.
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With... With her... With her new husband.
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Fuck!
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Thank God, you know...
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I'm glad for her.
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She deserves...
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.
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And that gives me strength.
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We give each other strength.
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It's time for the one-on-ones.
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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.
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Could you find a partner?
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And this is how I met the big moosie.
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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
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Knees together. Those awkward little steps.
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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?
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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
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You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?
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That was his idea.
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I was a juicer.
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You know, using steroids?
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Diabonal and
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Wisterol.
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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.
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And now I'm bankrupt.
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I'm divorced.
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My two grown kids
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won't even return my phone calls.
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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.
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Go ahead,... Cornelius.
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You can cry.
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And then... something happened.
I let go.
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That's really good.
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Lost in oblivion.
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Dark and silent and complete.
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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.
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It's OK.
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Babies don't sleep this well.
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I became addicted.
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If I didn't say anything
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people always assumed the worst.
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They cried harder... then I cried harder.
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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...
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I wasn't really dying.
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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.
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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.
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It moves over your body, healing you.
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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe
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and step forward
through the back door of the room.
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Where does it lead?
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To your cave.
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Step forward
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into your cave.
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That's right.
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You're going deeper into your cave.
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And you're going to find
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your power animal.
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Slide.
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Every evening I died.
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And every evening I was born again.
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Resurrected.
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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.
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Being there, pressed against his tits,
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ready to cry.
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This was my vacation.
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And she
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ruined everything.
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This is cancer, right?
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This chick, Marla Singer,
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did not have testicular cancer.
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She was a liar.
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She had no diseases at all.
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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
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And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.
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Marla,
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the big tourist.
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Her lie reflected my lie.
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And suddenly, I felt nothing.
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I couldn't cry. So once again,
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I couldn't sleep.
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Next group, after guided meditation,
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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,
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I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.
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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!
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I hadn't slept in four days.
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We'll just let that dry...
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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.
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And you're never really awake.
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To begin tonight's communion,
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Chloe would like to say a few words.
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Oh, yeah. Chloe.
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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around
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being extra nice to everybody.
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Well, I'm still here.
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But I don't know for how long.
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.
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But I've got some good news.
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I no longer have any fear of death.
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
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No-one will have sex with me.
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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Thank you, Chloe.
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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.
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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.
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You step inside your cave and you walk...
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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Marla.
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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.
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But you can't.
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..deeper into your cave as you walk.
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You feel a healing energy all around you.
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Now find your power animal.
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Slide.
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OK. Let's partner up.
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Pick someone special to you tonight.
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Hey.
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.
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- I'm onto you.
- What?
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
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Sorry?
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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.
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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?
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So you're a tourist.
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.
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I saw you at testicular cancer!
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I saw you practising this.
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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.
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Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?
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I'll expose you.
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Go ahead. I'll expose you.
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.
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I've been coming for over a year.
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.
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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Share yourself... completely.
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Look, you don't want to get into this.
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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?
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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.
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You gotta find somewhere else to go.
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Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
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No, wait a second. Hold on.
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We'll split up the week, OK?
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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.
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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?
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No. No.
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.
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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.
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So far, you have four. I only have two.
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
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Now we both have three...
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Hey! You left half your clothes.
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!
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I'm selling some clothes!
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So! We each have three. That's six.
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What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.
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The girl had done her homework.
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No. No. I want bowel cancer.
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That's your favorite too?
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- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.
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Take the first and third Sunday.
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Deal.
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Looks like this is goodbye.
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Let's not make a big thing out of it.
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How's this for not making a big thing?
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Hey, Marla!
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Marla!
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Maybe we should exchange numbers.
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Should we?
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- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.
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This is how I met Marla Singer.
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Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.
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The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
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It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?
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Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?
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You wake up at SeaTac.
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SFO. LAX.
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You wake up at O'Hare.
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Dallas Fort Worth.
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BWI.
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Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
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The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.
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This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.
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You wake up at Air Harbor International.
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If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,
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could you wake up as a different person?
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Everywhere I travel,
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tiny life.
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Single-serving sugar and cream.
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Single pat of butter.
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The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
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Shampoo-conditioner combos.
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Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.
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The people I meet on each flight,
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they're single-serving friends.
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Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.
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That's all we get.
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Welcome!
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On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.
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The infant went through the windshield.
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A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
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The rear differential locks up.
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The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.
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Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
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The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
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Now, should we initiate a recall?
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The father must have been huge.
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See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?
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Very modern art.
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Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.
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Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.
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Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.
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A x B x C
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equals X.
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If X is less than the cost of a recall,
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we don't do one.
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Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
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You wouldn't believe.
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Which car company do you work for?
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A major one.
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Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
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I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.
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Anything.
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Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
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"If you are seated in an emergency exit row
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and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties
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listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."
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It's a lot of responsibility.
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Wanna switch seats?
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No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.
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An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.
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The illusion of safety.
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Yeah. I guess so.
22:27.799 --> 22:30.735
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?
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- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.
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In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.
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Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
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You accept your fate.
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It's all right here.
22:47.754 --> 22:50.883
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
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Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
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That's...
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That's an interesting theory.
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- What do you do?
- What do you mean?
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What do you do for a living?
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Why? So you can pretend you're interested?
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OK.
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You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
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We have the exact same briefcase.
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Soap.
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- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.
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The yardstick of civilization.
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And this is how I met...
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Tyler Durden.
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Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?
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- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.
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One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.
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- Really?
- If one was so inclined.
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Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.
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- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.
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Thank you.
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How's it working out for you?
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- What?
- Being clever?
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Great.
24:15.112 --> 24:18.104
Keep it up, then. Right up.
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A question of etiquette.
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As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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How I came to live with Tyler is...
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Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
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- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.
24:50.716 --> 24:53.879
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.
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But when a suitcase vibrates,
24:56.322 --> 24:58.983
the throwers have got to call the police.
24:59.091 --> 25:02.583
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten
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it's an electric razor.
25:04.831 --> 25:06.958
But... every once in a while
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it's a dildo.
25:12.739 --> 25:16.800
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.
25:16.910 --> 25:20.778
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never
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your dildo.
25:23.016 --> 25:25.110
I don't own...
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I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.
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My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.
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Never mind.
25:40.035 --> 25:42.764
Hey! That's my car!
25:49.077 --> 25:51.045
Home was a condo on the 15th floor
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of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.
25:54.248 --> 25:56.877
The walls were solid concrete.
25:56.985 --> 25:59.044
A foot of concrete is important
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when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.
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Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
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blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.
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I suppose these things happen.
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There's... nothing up there.
26:35.259 --> 26:38.660
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
26:47.338 --> 26:49.862
Do you have somebody you can call?
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How embarrassing.
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A houseful of condiments and no food.
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The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out
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letting out just a little bit of gas.
27:12.297 --> 27:14.561
That gas could have filled the condo.
27:14.666 --> 27:18.159
1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.
27:26.378 --> 27:30.145
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.
27:31.251 --> 27:33.309
Yeah?
27:36.455 --> 27:38.515
I can hear you breathing...
27:47.167 --> 27:51.103
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.
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- Hello?
- Who's this?
28:38.820 --> 28:40.913
- Tyler?
- Who is this?
28:42.457 --> 28:44.653
We met... We met on the airplane.
28:44.761 --> 28:46.991
We had the same suitcase?
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The clever guy?
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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I called a second ago. There was no answer.
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- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.
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So what's up?
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Well.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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You know, it could be worse.
29:14.691 --> 29:18.457
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
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There's always that. I don't know.
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When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.
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That's the last sofa I'll need.
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Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.
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I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.
29:34.478 --> 29:38.006
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.
29:38.082 --> 29:40.243
I was close to being complete.
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- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.
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All gone.
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Do you know what a duvet is?
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- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.
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Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?
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Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?
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No.
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What are we, then?
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I dunno. Consumers.
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Right. We're consumers.
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We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
30:12.419 --> 30:16.320
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.
30:16.422 --> 30:19.859
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,
30:19.926 --> 30:22.019
television with 500 channels,
30:22.095 --> 30:24.757
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.
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Viagra. Olestra.
30:27.034 --> 30:29.866
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
30:29.936 --> 30:33.428
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.
30:33.541 --> 30:37.272
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.
30:37.345 --> 30:40.677
I say never be complete.
30:40.747 --> 30:42.773
I say stop being perfect.
30:42.884 --> 30:44.909
I say let's evolve.
30:44.986 --> 30:47.284
Let the chips fall where they may.
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But that's me, and I could be wrong.
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Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
30:53.794 --> 30:56.286
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...
30:56.365 --> 31:00.131
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.
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Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.
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My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...
31:12.381 --> 31:14.508
What?
31:14.616 --> 31:17.745
The things you own end up owning you.
31:21.090 --> 31:23.148
Do what you like, man.
31:23.892 --> 31:26.327
Oh, it's late.
31:26.396 --> 31:29.126
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.
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I should find a hotel.
31:32.035 --> 31:34.128
What?
31:34.203 --> 31:35.830
What?
31:35.939 --> 31:37.998
- A hotel?
- Yeah.
31:38.107 --> 31:41.168
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?
31:41.245 --> 31:45.010
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.
31:46.015 --> 31:47.643
What?
31:47.751 --> 31:50.379
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.
31:50.454 --> 31:53.912
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.
31:53.991 --> 31:56.551
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
31:58.362 --> 32:00.626
Would... Would that be a problem?
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Is it a problem for you to ask?
32:03.802 --> 32:06.031
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.
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Thanks.
32:13.645 --> 32:16.638
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.
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I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
32:19.217 --> 32:21.185
What?
32:21.252 --> 32:25.087
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
32:25.191 --> 32:28.091
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.
32:28.293 --> 32:30.659
Tyler was a night person.
32:30.762 --> 32:32.993
While the rest of us slept, he worked.
32:33.065 --> 32:36.228
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.
32:36.302 --> 32:39.294
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.
32:39.405 --> 32:43.102
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment
32:43.209 --> 32:46.441
that one reel ends and the next one begins.
32:46.513 --> 32:50.448
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.
32:50.516 --> 32:53.247
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
32:53.320 --> 32:55.413
That's the cue for a changeover.
32:55.489 --> 33:00.256
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.
33:00.327 --> 33:02.591
Why would anyone want this shit job?
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Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.
33:05.932 --> 33:09.460
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.
33:09.537 --> 33:14.530
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,
33:14.675 --> 33:18.874
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.
33:25.753 --> 33:28.347
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.
33:28.456 --> 33:31.017
Nice, big cock.
33:35.830 --> 33:38.561
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
33:43.906 --> 33:48.934
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.
33:53.583 --> 33:57.643
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.
33:57.753 --> 34:00.052
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
34:00.123 --> 34:04.526
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,
34:04.594 --> 34:07.154
and as for the cream of mushroom soup...
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Go ahead, tell 'em.
34:09.365 --> 34:11.356
You get the idea.
34:11.568 --> 34:14.800
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.
34:14.905 --> 34:18.271
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
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- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!
34:22.413 --> 34:24.779
I don't wanna die without any scars.
34:24.882 --> 34:29.148
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.
34:29.220 --> 34:31.518
So go crazy! Let it rip.
34:31.589 --> 34:34.285
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.
34:34.358 --> 34:37.419
Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?
34:37.529 --> 34:39.996
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!
34:40.097 --> 34:42.156
That's right.
34:42.233 --> 34:45.431
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.
34:47.606 --> 34:49.699
This is so fucking stupid.
35:00.586 --> 35:02.780
Motherfucker!
35:02.854 --> 35:04.947
He hit me in the ear!
35:05.023 --> 35:08.221
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!
35:08.327 --> 35:10.386
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.
35:10.463 --> 35:12.192
No, that was perfect.
35:25.077 --> 35:27.204
No, it's all right.
35:28.048 --> 35:30.141
It really hurts.
35:30.584 --> 35:32.643
Right.
35:33.020 --> 35:35.215
Hit me again.
35:35.289 --> 35:37.416
No, you hit me. Come on!
35:54.375 --> 35:56.866
We should do this again sometime.
36:09.657 --> 36:11.888
- Where's your car?
- What car?
36:22.404 --> 36:24.736
I don't know how Tyler found that house
36:24.874 --> 36:27.105
but he said he'd been there for a year.
36:27.210 --> 36:30.076
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.
36:30.145 --> 36:32.545
Most of the windows were boarded up.
36:32.648 --> 36:38.019
There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.
36:38.088 --> 36:40.147
The stairs were ready to collapse.
36:40.257 --> 36:42.748
I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.
36:42.893 --> 36:45.361
Neither would have surprised me.
36:46.263 --> 36:48.323
Yep. That's you.
36:48.432 --> 36:51.026
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
36:51.102 --> 36:53.160
Yeah, thanks.
36:53.270 --> 36:55.170
What a shithole.
36:55.272 --> 36:57.241
Nothing worked.
37:00.878 --> 37:04.780
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.
37:04.916 --> 37:08.647
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.
37:08.719 --> 37:12.713
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
37:14.492 --> 37:16.892
What have we here?
37:31.677 --> 37:33.771
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
37:44.757 --> 37:47.817
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.
37:48.728 --> 37:52.129
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
37:53.166 --> 37:56.500
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.
38:08.848 --> 38:10.976
Can I be next?
38:15.389 --> 38:17.449
All right, man.
38:17.559 --> 38:19.549
Lose the tie.
38:23.564 --> 38:27.968
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.
38:33.408 --> 38:37.344
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.
38:37.412 --> 38:40.246
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
38:40.349 --> 38:43.545
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.
38:43.618 --> 38:46.213
The previous occupant had been a shut-in.
38:46.288 --> 38:48.381
Hey, man. What are you reading?
38:48.457 --> 38:52.825
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.
38:52.894 --> 38:55.659
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,
38:55.765 --> 38:59.223
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."
38:59.301 --> 39:01.395
There's a whole series of these.
39:01.471 --> 39:03.563
"I Am Jill's Nipples."
39:05.574 --> 39:09.568
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."
39:12.816 --> 39:16.616
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.
39:18.622 --> 39:20.317
What?
39:20.424 --> 39:23.986
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?
39:28.632 --> 39:31.227
If you could choose,
who would you fight?
39:31.302 --> 39:33.395
I'd fight my boss, probably.
39:33.471 --> 39:35.598
Really?
39:35.673 --> 39:39.040
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.
39:39.110 --> 39:41.203
I don't know my dad.
39:41.279 --> 39:43.213
I mean, I know him, but...
39:43.281 --> 39:45.648
He left when I was like, six years old.
39:45.717 --> 39:48.708
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.
39:48.820 --> 39:50.879
He did this every six years.
39:51.022 --> 39:55.119
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!
39:55.928 --> 39:58.054
My dad never went to college.
39:58.129 --> 40:02.066
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.
40:02.134 --> 40:06.572
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"
40:06.673 --> 40:08.664
- He says, "Get a job."
- Same here.
40:08.740 --> 40:11.436
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
40:11.510 --> 40:13.501
"Dad, now what?"
40:13.579 --> 40:15.707
He says, "I dunno. Get married."
40:15.782 --> 40:19.274
You can't get married.
40:20.052 --> 40:22.112
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
40:22.188 --> 40:24.679
We're a generation of men raised by women.
40:24.757 --> 40:29.058
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.
40:35.068 --> 40:38.266
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.
40:39.140 --> 40:42.575
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.
40:43.777 --> 40:47.269
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.
40:51.186 --> 40:55.815
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.
40:55.923 --> 40:57.983
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
40:58.126 --> 41:03.154
I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.
41:03.231 --> 41:06.997
I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.
41:07.135 --> 41:09.000
But I wasn't.
41:09.137 --> 41:12.767
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.
41:12.842 --> 41:15.708
Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.
41:15.777 --> 41:18.803
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
41:18.914 --> 41:20.007
Absolutely.
41:20.149 --> 41:23.380
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.
41:23.519 --> 41:26.316
Because waste is a thief.
41:26.388 --> 41:29.517
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?
41:33.196 --> 41:37.132
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.
41:38.167 --> 41:40.397
It was right in everyone's face.
41:40.469 --> 41:42.631
Tyler and I just made it visible.
41:42.739 --> 41:45.173
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
41:45.242 --> 41:47.335
Tyler and I just gave it a name.
41:58.555 --> 42:00.614
Come on, you've gotta go home!
42:22.847 --> 42:25.179
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
42:46.071 --> 42:49.803
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.
42:49.876 --> 42:51.935
Gentlemen!
42:52.712 --> 42:54.804
Welcome to Fight Club.
42:56.916 --> 42:59.077
The first rule of Fight Club is
42:59.219 --> 43:01.551
you do not talk about Fight Club.
43:01.655 --> 43:04.250
The second rule of Fight Club is
43:04.658 --> 43:08.094
you do not talk about Fight Club!
43:08.228 --> 43:10.493
Third rule of Fight Club.
43:10.564 --> 43:13.362
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
43:13.467 --> 43:16.230
the fight is over. Fourth rule.
43:16.303 --> 43:18.636
Only two guys to a fight.
43:18.706 --> 43:20.571
Fifth rule.
43:20.675 --> 43:23.337
One fight at a time, fellas.
43:23.444 --> 43:25.913
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.
43:25.981 --> 43:29.916
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
43:31.752 --> 43:34.347
And the eighth and final rule.
43:35.490 --> 43:38.686
If this is your first night at Fight Club
43:38.759 --> 43:40.853
you have to fight.
43:44.900 --> 43:46.960
This kid from work, Ricky,
43:47.070 --> 43:51.563
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
43:51.673 --> 43:54.073
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
43:54.142 --> 43:57.510
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.
43:59.381 --> 44:04.718
Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
44:08.491 --> 44:11.517
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...
44:11.594 --> 44:13.619
Stop!
44:13.730 --> 44:16.598
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.
44:16.700 --> 44:21.500
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.
44:22.004 --> 44:25.031
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,
44:25.142 --> 44:27.440
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.
44:27.544 --> 44:30.843
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.
44:30.948 --> 44:35.976
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
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After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?
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- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
44:47.065 --> 44:50.193
Hemingway. You?
44:50.835 --> 44:53.998
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
44:55.039 --> 44:58.270
We all started seeing things differently.
44:59.544 --> 45:02.878
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
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I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,
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trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
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Is that what a man looks like?
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Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.
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Now, self-destruction...
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Excuse me.
45:58.406 --> 46:01.603
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
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It wasn't about words.
46:05.680 --> 46:09.139
The hysterical shouting was in tongues
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like at a Pentecostal Church.
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- Is that it?
- Stop!
46:17.926 --> 46:20.827
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.
46:20.896 --> 46:22.830
But nothing mattered.
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Cool.
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Afterwards, we all felt saved.
46:29.506 --> 46:31.770
Hey, man. How about next week?
46:31.875 --> 46:33.933
How about next month?!
46:34.042 --> 46:36.102
Irvine, you're in the middle.
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New guy, you too.
46:39.983 --> 46:42.144
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
46:42.252 --> 46:44.345
He fell down some stairs.
46:44.988 --> 46:47.081
I fell down some stairs.
46:48.925 --> 46:53.590
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.
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OK. Any historical figure.
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I'd fight Gandhi.
46:58.769 --> 47:00.600
Good answer.
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- How about you?
- Lincoln.
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Lincoln?
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Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
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Fuck!
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Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
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Hello?
47:26.731 --> 47:29.131
Where have you been the last eight weeks?
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Marla?
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- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.
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I haven't seen you at any support groups.
47:39.811 --> 47:43.009
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?
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Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
47:46.018 --> 47:49.545
- How do you know?
- I cheated.
47:49.622 --> 47:51.453
I found a new one.
47:51.991 --> 47:54.255
- Really?
- It's for men only.
47:54.360 --> 47:55.952
Like the testicle thing?
47:59.733 --> 48:01.757
Look, this is a bad time.
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I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
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- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.
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Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
48:10.477 --> 48:12.775
I took what was left of a bottle.
48:12.846 --> 48:14.939
It might have been too much.
48:15.015 --> 48:18.644
Picture Marla Singer throw herself
around her crummy apartment.
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This isn't a for-real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.
48:23.357 --> 48:26.259
So you're staying in tonight, then?
48:26.361 --> 48:29.194
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?
48:29.263 --> 48:33.791
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?
48:36.037 --> 48:38.699
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
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Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.
49:14.844 --> 49:17.904
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.
49:18.014 --> 49:21.279
I can hardly believe anything about last night.
49:31.094 --> 49:33.063
What are you doing here?
49:35.766 --> 49:37.859
What?
49:37.935 --> 49:40.369
This is my house.
What are you doing here?
49:42.773 --> 49:44.764
Fuck you!
49:59.391 --> 50:02.758
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
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Limber, though.
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Silly cooze.
50:07.999 --> 50:10.730
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
50:10.803 --> 50:12.895
Guess who's on the other end?
50:12.971 --> 50:15.166
I knew the story before he told me.
50:17.477 --> 50:21.072
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
50:21.147 --> 50:23.980
Do you think it'll live up to its name?
50:24.083 --> 50:27.678
Or will it just be a death hairball?
50:31.091 --> 50:35.083
Prepare to evacuate soul.
50:35.161 --> 50:36.788
Ten,
50:36.896 --> 50:39.695
nine,... eight...
50:39.767 --> 50:41.997
How could Tyler, of all people,
50:42.102 --> 50:45.970
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?
50:46.039 --> 50:47.700
Five,
50:47.775 --> 50:49.367
four...
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Hang on.
50:57.651 --> 50:59.983
You got here fast.
51:01.523 --> 51:03.616
Did I call you?
51:14.335 --> 51:17.430
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.
51:20.675 --> 51:23.076
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
51:25.881 --> 51:27.781
Oh, fuck!
51:27.850 --> 51:29.943
Somebody called the cops.
51:41.864 --> 51:45.357
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.
51:46.169 --> 51:50.037
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.
51:50.106 --> 51:52.267
She has lost faith in herself.
51:52.375 --> 51:55.208
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!
51:55.278 --> 51:59.409
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!
51:59.483 --> 52:03.282
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!
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If I fall asleep,
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I'm done for.
52:14.632 --> 52:16.827
You're gonna have to keep me up
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all night.
52:19.070 --> 52:21.403
Un-fucking-believable.
52:21.473 --> 52:23.668
He was obviously able to handle it.
52:23.742 --> 52:27.438
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.
52:27.511 --> 52:29.639
- Never?
- No.
52:30.549 --> 52:32.676
You're not into her, are you?
52:32.751 --> 52:34.843
No! God, not at all.
52:34.919 --> 52:37.514
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
52:37.656 --> 52:39.556
Are you sure? You can tell me.
52:39.691 --> 52:41.522
Believe me, I'm sure.
52:41.660 --> 52:44.926
- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.
52:45.031 --> 52:47.760
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.
52:49.735 --> 52:53.365
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
52:53.473 --> 52:55.134
My God.
52:55.241 --> 52:58.574
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.
52:58.711 --> 53:01.145
How could Tyler not go for that?
53:01.247 --> 53:04.774
The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.
53:04.884 --> 53:07.683
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.
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Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
53:10.456 --> 53:13.324
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.
53:13.394 --> 53:15.487
Hey, hey. Sit down.
53:19.565 --> 53:23.002
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.
53:23.103 --> 53:24.934
Why would I...
53:25.005 --> 53:30.375
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.
53:30.477 --> 53:33.139
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.
53:33.213 --> 53:35.341
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?
53:35.417 --> 53:38.818
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.
53:40.322 --> 53:44.315
If only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,
53:44.392 --> 53:46.485
none of this would have happened.
53:51.400 --> 53:54.334
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!
54:00.943 --> 54:03.410
I could have moved to another room.
54:04.547 --> 54:08.381
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.
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But I didn't.
54:34.779 --> 54:38.874
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.
54:38.982 --> 54:41.042
Wanna finish her off?
54:43.955 --> 54:47.481
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.
54:47.591 --> 54:50.959
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.
54:51.029 --> 54:54.294
I became the calm little center of the world.
54:54.966 --> 54:57.026
I was the Zen master.
55:02.173 --> 55:04.165
I wrote little haiku poems.
55:04.810 --> 55:07.108
I e-mailed them to everyone.
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Is that your blood?
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Some of it, yeah.
55:13.185 --> 55:15.847
You can't smoke in here.
55:15.921 --> 55:18.015
Take the rest of the day off.
55:18.091 --> 55:20.615
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.
55:20.692 --> 55:22.819
Get yourself together.
55:23.195 --> 55:25.528
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
55:25.632 --> 55:28.123
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."
55:28.234 --> 55:30.293
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."
55:30.402 --> 55:32.268
"I am enlightened."
55:34.207 --> 55:39.338
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,
55:39.446 --> 55:42.506
move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area,
55:42.615 --> 55:46.483
and you have to come home to this.
55:57.131 --> 56:00.532
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.
56:00.634 --> 56:04.866
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.
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Yes.
56:06.307 --> 56:11.245
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.
56:11.313 --> 56:13.975
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
56:14.082 --> 56:16.072
No, I wasn't aware of that.
56:16.150 --> 56:18.142
I am Jack's cold sweat.
56:18.253 --> 56:20.517
Does this sound strange to you?
56:20.589 --> 56:23.456
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.
56:23.525 --> 56:25.550
- The dynamite
- Dynamite?
56:25.660 --> 56:28.754
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
56:28.897 --> 56:32.334
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?
56:32.401 --> 56:34.335
It means it was home-made.
56:34.403 --> 56:38.669
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.
56:38.741 --> 56:44.304
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.
56:44.380 --> 56:47.474
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?
56:47.550 --> 56:49.609
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.
56:49.752 --> 56:54.156
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.
56:54.224 --> 56:56.317
Excuse me. Are you there?
56:56.393 --> 56:59.327
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.
56:59.395 --> 57:03.890
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?
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- Enemies?
- Reject civilization,
57:06.336 --> 57:08.396
especially material possessions.
57:08.506 --> 57:11.372
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.
57:11.441 --> 57:14.035
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.
57:14.144 --> 57:16.978
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.
57:17.048 --> 57:19.778
That condo was my life. OK?
57:19.918 --> 57:23.410
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.
57:23.521 --> 57:26.547
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
57:26.624 --> 57:29.525
- It was me!
- I'd like to thank the Academy.
57:29.594 --> 57:33.621
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!
57:33.731 --> 57:37.600
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.
57:37.670 --> 57:42.572
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
57:42.640 --> 57:46.634
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.
57:46.745 --> 57:49.145
- OK?
- OK.
57:51.818 --> 57:56.447
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.
57:56.555 --> 57:59.616
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.
57:59.693 --> 58:03.459
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.
58:03.563 --> 58:06.464
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
58:06.566 --> 58:08.625
You... dance all night.
58:08.702 --> 58:10.795
Then you throw it away.
58:11.037 --> 58:13.665
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
58:15.208 --> 58:16.675
What?
58:21.515 --> 58:24.313
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
58:24.418 --> 58:26.282
It was worth every penny.
58:26.386 --> 58:28.446
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
58:29.423 --> 58:32.620
Someone loved it intensely
58:32.693 --> 58:34.718
for one day.
58:34.829 --> 58:36.922
Then tossed it.
58:38.799 --> 58:40.858
Like a Christmas tree.
58:41.002 --> 58:43.095
So special.
58:43.205 --> 58:44.638
Then
58:44.706 --> 58:46.503
bam!
58:46.608 --> 58:48.666
It's on the side of the road.
58:49.243 --> 58:51.337
Tinsel still clinging to it.
58:53.415 --> 58:55.474
Like a sex crime victim.
58:55.550 --> 58:57.643
Underwear inside out.
58:58.321 --> 59:02.154
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.
59:02.257 --> 59:04.953
You can borrow it sometime.
59:11.967 --> 59:14.061
Get rid of her.
59:14.837 --> 59:17.738
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.
59:17.840 --> 59:22.038
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.
59:24.047 --> 59:27.643
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
59:27.718 --> 59:32.347
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
59:34.524 --> 59:37.392
Gotta get off
59:37.494 --> 59:38.756
Thanks. Bye.
59:38.862 --> 59:44.801
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
59:45.569 --> 59:49.404
Gonna get, need to get...
59:49.507 --> 59:51.532
Gotta get...
59:53.744 --> 59:55.177
You kids!
59:57.182 --> 59:59.673
Why do you still waste time with her?
59:59.751 --> 01:00:02.083
I'll say this about Marla.
01:00:02.153 --> 01:00:04.418
At least she's trying to hit bottom.
01:00:04.523 --> 01:00:05.819
And I'm not?
01:00:05.924 --> 01:00:08.757
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.
01:00:08.827 --> 01:00:10.920
What are we doing tonight?
01:00:11.597 --> 01:00:13.827
Tonight... we make soap.
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:15.925
Really?
01:00:16.034 --> 01:00:18.868
To make soap, first we render fat.
01:00:37.757 --> 01:00:39.987
The salt balance has to be just right
01:00:40.126 --> 01:00:42.618
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
01:00:43.430 --> 01:00:46.524
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.
01:00:54.608 --> 01:00:56.634
Pay dirt!
01:00:56.744 --> 01:01:00.577
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!
01:01:06.187 --> 01:01:09.748
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!
01:01:14.362 --> 01:01:16.626
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.
01:01:22.770 --> 01:01:26.229
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.
01:01:26.308 --> 01:01:28.401
Like in Boy Scouts.
01:01:28.477 --> 01:01:32.278
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.
01:01:34.616 --> 01:01:38.177
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.
01:01:38.253 --> 01:01:40.654
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.
01:01:40.723 --> 01:01:44.590
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.
01:01:44.660 --> 01:01:48.495
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.
01:01:48.598 --> 01:01:50.657
Tyler was full of useful information.
01:01:50.733 --> 01:01:54.692
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.
01:01:54.804 --> 01:01:56.829
- You know why?
- No.
01:01:59.676 --> 01:02:03.477
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.
01:02:03.547 --> 01:02:06.743
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.
01:02:06.850 --> 01:02:09.285
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
01:02:09.353 --> 01:02:14.154
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.
01:02:14.258 --> 01:02:16.317
May I see your hand, please?
01:02:21.699 --> 01:02:24.931
What is this?
01:02:25.036 --> 01:02:27.629
This is a chemical burn.
01:02:27.705 --> 01:02:31.233
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.
01:02:31.309 --> 01:02:33.937
Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.
01:02:34.746 --> 01:02:37.510
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!
01:02:38.316 --> 01:02:42.753
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.
01:02:42.854 --> 01:02:45.847
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.
01:02:45.925 --> 01:02:48.860
I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.
01:02:48.928 --> 01:02:52.090
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
01:02:52.197 --> 01:02:54.860
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.
01:02:54.934 --> 01:02:58.961
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!
01:02:59.071 --> 01:03:03.064
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.
01:03:05.878 --> 01:03:09.940
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!
01:03:10.017 --> 01:03:11.540
I am not!
01:03:11.617 --> 01:03:14.609
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.
01:03:14.720 --> 01:03:17.884
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?
01:03:18.892 --> 01:03:24.125
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.
01:03:24.231 --> 01:03:28.327
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.
01:03:28.402 --> 01:03:31.964
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!
01:03:32.040 --> 01:03:35.008
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
01:03:35.108 --> 01:03:37.600
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
01:03:37.712 --> 01:03:42.206
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...
01:03:43.351 --> 01:03:46.843
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!
01:03:46.955 --> 01:03:49.014
First, you have to give up.
01:03:49.123 --> 01:03:51.820
First, you have to know, not fear,
01:03:51.927 --> 01:03:54.919
know that some day, you're gonna die.
01:03:54.997 --> 01:03:57.226
You don't know how this feels!
01:04:01.170 --> 01:04:05.470
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.
01:04:07.476 --> 01:04:09.569
OK.
01:04:22.826 --> 01:04:24.851
Congratulations.
01:04:24.961 --> 01:04:27.862
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.
01:04:30.900 --> 01:04:33.960
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.
01:04:34.037 --> 01:04:36.029
God knows what they charged.
01:04:36.107 --> 01:04:39.371
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.
01:04:39.442 --> 01:04:41.501
It was beautiful.
01:04:41.611 --> 01:04:45.480
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.
01:04:46.484 --> 01:04:48.577
He was wearing his yellow tie.
01:04:48.653 --> 01:04:50.917
I didn't wear a tie to work any more.
01:04:51.022 --> 01:04:54.651
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."
01:04:54.725 --> 01:04:58.287
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.
01:04:58.397 --> 01:05:00.864
"The second rule..." Is this yours?
01:05:02.733 --> 01:05:06.295
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.
01:05:06.405 --> 01:05:08.839
You find this. What would you do?
01:05:13.478 --> 01:05:15.469
Well, I gotta tell you,
01:05:15.547 --> 01:05:19.210
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.
01:05:19.317 --> 01:05:22.617
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.
01:05:22.689 --> 01:05:27.149
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap
01:05:27.293 --> 01:05:30.126
and then stalk from office to office
01:05:30.229 --> 01:05:35.292
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,
01:05:35.368 --> 01:05:39.828
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.
01:05:40.506 --> 01:05:43.874
This might be someone
you've known for years.
01:05:43.944 --> 01:05:47.071
Someone very, very close to you.
01:05:47.146 --> 01:05:50.548
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
01:05:51.552 --> 01:05:53.645
And I used to be such a nice guy.
01:05:53.721 --> 01:05:57.054
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.
01:06:00.894 --> 01:06:04.558
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.
01:06:05.500 --> 01:06:08.059
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
01:06:14.342 --> 01:06:17.970
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.
01:06:18.078 --> 01:06:22.015
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
01:06:22.984 --> 01:06:25.179
I don't know about this, Marla.
01:06:25.286 --> 01:06:26.982
Please.
01:06:27.089 --> 01:06:31.081
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.
01:06:33.128 --> 01:06:37.156
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.
01:06:37.233 --> 01:06:39.360
Where are they, exactly?
01:06:39.435 --> 01:06:43.565
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:45.732
- No, no.
- I got one for you.
01:06:45.808 --> 01:06:47.901
Thanks for the thought.
01:06:49.246 --> 01:06:51.577
What happened to your hand?
01:06:51.647 --> 01:06:53.808
Oh, nothing.
01:06:53.916 --> 01:06:55.976
Right there?
01:06:57.020 --> 01:06:59.716
- Feel anything?
- No.
01:06:59.823 --> 01:07:01.813
Well, make sure.
01:07:01.924 --> 01:07:03.950
OK, I'm pretty sure.
01:07:04.027 --> 01:07:06.018
You feel nothing?
01:07:06.129 --> 01:07:08.427
No, nothing.
01:07:09.966 --> 01:07:12.799
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
01:07:14.404 --> 01:07:17.602
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.
01:07:17.675 --> 01:07:19.768
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
01:07:19.844 --> 01:07:23.336
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.
01:07:23.447 --> 01:07:25.540
Well, thanks, anyway.
01:07:30.555 --> 01:07:32.854
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.
01:07:32.958 --> 01:07:35.152
See you... around.
01:07:52.369 --> 01:07:54.497
Cornelius?
01:07:54.572 --> 01:07:56.937
Cornelius!
01:07:57.040 --> 01:07:59.736
It's me! Bob!
01:07:59.843 --> 01:08:01.276
Hey, Bob.
01:08:04.849 --> 01:08:07.840
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.
01:08:07.918 --> 01:08:11.946
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.
01:08:12.056 --> 01:08:15.548
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.
01:08:15.660 --> 01:08:19.391
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?
01:08:20.064 --> 01:08:21.929
Well...
01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:26.267
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
01:08:26.372 --> 01:08:28.499
And the second rule is
01:08:28.574 --> 01:08:30.872
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
01:08:30.943 --> 01:08:34.379
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
01:08:34.513 --> 01:08:36.572
Look at my face, Bob.
01:08:38.985 --> 01:08:41.316
That's fucking... fucking great.
01:08:41.387 --> 01:08:45.118
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
01:08:45.191 --> 01:08:48.923
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.
01:08:49.329 --> 01:08:51.694
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
01:08:51.764 --> 01:08:54.393
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?
01:08:54.534 --> 01:08:57.401
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.
01:08:57.537 --> 01:09:01.133
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution
01:09:01.209 --> 01:09:04.609
and he sleeps only one hour a night.
01:09:04.711 --> 01:09:06.906
He's a great man.
01:09:08.382 --> 01:09:10.714
Do you know about Tyler Durden?
01:09:35.676 --> 01:09:37.770
I didn't hurt you, did I?
01:09:37.846 --> 01:09:39.939
Actually, you did.
01:09:40.015 --> 01:09:42.074
Thank you for this.
01:09:42.351 --> 01:09:44.752
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:09:44.821 --> 01:09:46.879
Fight Club.
01:09:46.989 --> 01:09:49.082
This was mine and Tyler's gift.
01:09:49.291 --> 01:09:51.259
Our gift to the world.
01:09:51.360 --> 01:09:54.694
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.
01:09:56.299 --> 01:09:58.493
Shut up!
01:09:58.634 --> 01:10:03.470
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
01:10:11.814 --> 01:10:15.876
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.
01:10:15.986 --> 01:10:18.045
I see all this potential.
01:10:18.122 --> 01:10:20.214
And I see it squandered.
01:10:21.225 --> 01:10:24.319
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.
01:10:24.895 --> 01:10:26.988
Waiting tables.
01:10:27.064 --> 01:10:29.124
Slaves with white collars.
01:10:31.635 --> 01:10:34.695
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.
01:10:34.805 --> 01:10:38.071
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
01:10:41.945 --> 01:10:44.414
We're the middle children of history.
01:10:44.482 --> 01:10:46.541
No purpose or place.
01:10:46.751 --> 01:10:48.844
We have no Great War.
01:10:49.154 --> 01:10:51.248
No Great Depression.
01:10:53.024 --> 01:10:55.356
Our great war is a spiritual war.
01:10:55.827 --> 01:10:59.161
Our great depression is our lives.
01:11:02.034 --> 01:11:05.094
We've all been raised
on television to believe
01:11:05.171 --> 01:11:08.868
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.
01:11:08.941 --> 01:11:11.034
But we won't.
01:11:11.110 --> 01:11:13.545
We're slowly learning that fact.
01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:16.113
And we're very, very pissed off.
01:11:16.182 --> 01:11:17.843
Yeah!
01:11:20.754 --> 01:11:25.190
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
01:11:30.697 --> 01:11:31.959
Who are you?
01:11:32.799 --> 01:11:35.394
- Who am I?
- Yeah.
01:11:36.303 --> 01:11:39.136
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.
01:11:40.207 --> 01:11:44.110
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
01:11:44.178 --> 01:11:46.271
Tyler Durden.
01:11:49.384 --> 01:11:52.876
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?
01:11:52.954 --> 01:11:55.320
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
01:11:55.390 --> 01:11:57.984
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
01:11:58.092 --> 01:12:00.219
He don't own this place. I do.
01:12:02.397 --> 01:12:05.890
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.
01:12:05.968 --> 01:12:08.765
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?
01:12:08.836 --> 01:12:10.701
It is, actually.
01:12:10.772 --> 01:12:13.207
Look, stupid fuck!
01:12:13.308 --> 01:12:15.833
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!
01:12:15.944 --> 01:12:18.174
You should join our club.
01:12:18.548 --> 01:12:20.538
Did you hear what I just said?
01:12:20.616 --> 01:12:22.743
You and your friend.
01:12:24.620 --> 01:12:26.748
You hear me now?
01:12:28.958 --> 01:12:31.016
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
01:12:37.167 --> 01:12:39.158
Still not getting it.
01:12:40.203 --> 01:12:42.364
OK, OK, I got it.
01:12:42.439 --> 01:12:44.930
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
01:12:45.975 --> 01:12:47.840
Back! All of you!
01:12:49.547 --> 01:12:51.606
Everybody back!
01:12:59.089 --> 01:13:01.250
Ah, Lou!
01:13:01.358 --> 01:13:05.021
Come on, man!
We really like this place.
01:13:14.072 --> 01:13:17.006
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.
01:13:17.107 --> 01:13:18.905
Oh, yeah!
01:13:23.882 --> 01:13:25.975
Is that fucking funny?
01:13:35.528 --> 01:13:38.121
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.
01:13:38.997 --> 01:13:40.659
Unbelievable.
01:13:44.904 --> 01:13:47.873
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!
01:13:47.940 --> 01:13:50.841
You don't know where I've been!
01:13:53.913 --> 01:13:57.008
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
01:13:57.084 --> 01:13:59.517
Fucking use the basement! Christ!
01:13:59.619 --> 01:14:02.487
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!
01:14:02.556 --> 01:14:04.547
On my mother's eyes.
01:14:13.700 --> 01:14:15.827
Thanks, Lou.
01:14:17.138 --> 01:14:19.231
You too, big guy.
01:14:23.176 --> 01:14:25.270
We'll see you next week.
01:14:40.763 --> 01:14:44.357
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.
01:14:44.465 --> 01:14:49.301
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.
01:14:52.541 --> 01:14:54.702
You're gonna start a fight
01:14:54.810 --> 01:14:56.903
and you're gonna lose.
01:14:58.881 --> 01:15:00.816
Excellent choice, sir.
01:15:03.386 --> 01:15:06.684
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
01:15:07.089 --> 01:15:09.718
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
01:15:12.429 --> 01:15:14.397
Son of a bitch!
01:15:14.497 --> 01:15:19.230
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.
01:15:20.170 --> 01:15:22.230
Excuse me!
01:15:22.340 --> 01:15:26.037
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...
01:15:26.143 --> 01:15:28.042
Jay! Go call 911!
01:15:30.781 --> 01:15:32.840
Put the hose down.
01:15:32.950 --> 01:15:35.009
Stop it! Stop it!
01:15:36.654 --> 01:15:38.554
Sorry.
01:15:54.072 --> 01:15:56.540
We need to talk.
01:15:58.777 --> 01:16:00.870
OK.
01:16:00.979 --> 01:16:03.038
Where to begin?
01:16:03.148 --> 01:16:05.343
With your constant absenteeism?
01:16:05.417 --> 01:16:07.978
With your unpresentable appearance?
01:16:08.054 --> 01:16:10.079
You're up for review.
01:16:10.188 --> 01:16:13.385
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
01:16:13.458 --> 01:16:15.393
- What?
- Let's pretend.
01:16:15.461 --> 01:16:18.362
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?
01:16:18.431 --> 01:16:22.094
Someone informs you that this company
01:16:22.201 --> 01:16:26.262
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,
01:16:26.372 --> 01:16:29.774
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
01:16:29.843 --> 01:16:34.279
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.
01:16:34.380 --> 01:16:36.246
What then?
01:16:36.316 --> 01:16:38.614
Are you threatening me?
01:16:38.686 --> 01:16:41.484
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
01:16:41.588 --> 01:16:46.025
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.
01:16:46.093 --> 01:16:48.186
In exchange for my salary,
01:16:48.262 --> 01:16:52.097
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.
01:16:52.200 --> 01:16:56.465
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.
01:16:57.739 --> 01:17:01.869
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?
01:17:07.148 --> 01:17:10.675
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.
01:17:19.661 --> 01:17:21.755
What the hell are you doing?
01:17:30.973 --> 01:17:33.066
That hurt.
01:17:34.511 --> 01:17:36.570
Why would you do that?
01:17:37.247 --> 01:17:40.238
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
01:17:49.593 --> 01:17:51.686
What are you doing?
01:17:52.763 --> 01:17:54.856
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
01:17:54.931 --> 01:17:59.062
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.
01:17:59.137 --> 01:18:00.728
No!
01:18:25.163 --> 01:18:29.624
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,
01:18:29.735 --> 01:18:33.193
something horrible had been growing.
01:18:33.305 --> 01:18:34.363
Look.
01:18:34.439 --> 01:18:39.172
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.
01:18:39.244 --> 01:18:42.043
Then, at our most excellent
moment together...
01:18:45.117 --> 01:18:47.847
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.
01:18:47.954 --> 01:18:50.047
Telephone, computer,
01:18:50.156 --> 01:18:55.321
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.
01:18:55.395 --> 01:18:57.795
We now had corporate sponsorship.
01:18:57.864 --> 01:19:03.030
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.
01:19:05.672 --> 01:19:09.267
Now, the center of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.
01:19:09.375 --> 01:19:12.834
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.
01:19:14.615 --> 01:19:19.143
Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel
01:19:19.220 --> 01:19:21.484
over the urine content of their soup.
01:19:26.661 --> 01:19:29.652
I am Jack's wasted life.
01:19:37.405 --> 01:19:39.464
Thank you, sir.
01:19:40.976 --> 01:19:43.968
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.
01:19:44.079 --> 01:19:46.604
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
01:20:25.756 --> 01:20:29.453
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.
01:20:31.262 --> 01:20:33.456
There's one in Penns Grove too.
01:20:33.530 --> 01:20:35.760
Bob even found one up in New Castle.
01:20:35.866 --> 01:20:38.927
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.
01:20:39.037 --> 01:20:41.528
No.
01:21:30.390 --> 01:21:32.585
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?
01:21:32.692 --> 01:21:34.717
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?
01:21:34.794 --> 01:21:37.229
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?
01:21:37.331 --> 01:21:39.355
Human sacrifice.
01:21:39.432 --> 01:21:42.765
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.
01:21:42.836 --> 01:21:45.203
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.
01:21:45.306 --> 01:21:47.638
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.
01:21:47.742 --> 01:21:49.539
On a long enough time line,
01:21:49.610 --> 01:21:52.511
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
01:21:53.514 --> 01:21:55.573
What are you doing? Come on!
01:21:55.649 --> 01:21:59.051
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.
01:22:00.822 --> 01:22:04.120
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
01:22:04.925 --> 01:22:08.123
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?
01:22:08.230 --> 01:22:10.824
They give shitty apartments letters.
01:22:10.932 --> 01:22:14.026
Raymond! You're going to die.
01:22:14.136 --> 01:22:15.603
No!
01:22:15.670 --> 01:22:19.834
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.
01:22:19.941 --> 01:22:22.206
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
01:22:22.278 --> 01:22:25.838
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!
01:22:25.947 --> 01:22:29.850
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?
01:22:29.952 --> 01:22:32.978
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?
01:22:33.056 --> 01:22:35.148
Were the midterms hard?
01:22:36.292 --> 01:22:38.852
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.
01:22:38.961 --> 01:22:42.453
- Why?
- I don't know.
01:22:42.565 --> 01:22:45.557
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!
01:22:46.969 --> 01:22:50.906
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?
01:22:52.609 --> 01:22:54.668
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!
01:22:54.778 --> 01:22:57.177
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.
01:22:57.280 --> 01:23:00.250
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
01:23:00.317 --> 01:23:02.877
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.
01:23:02.986 --> 01:23:05.455
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...
01:23:05.523 --> 01:23:09.982
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?
01:23:10.060 --> 01:23:11.687
Please, no.
01:23:15.800 --> 01:23:17.859
I'm keeping your license.
01:23:19.103 --> 01:23:22.096
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
01:23:22.207 --> 01:23:25.199
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,
01:23:25.310 --> 01:23:27.404
you will be dead.
01:23:29.280 --> 01:23:31.339
Now run on home.
01:23:36.088 --> 01:23:38.147
Run, Forrest, run!
01:23:39.825 --> 01:23:41.884
I feel ill.
01:23:42.695 --> 01:23:44.754
Imagine how he feels.
01:23:44.864 --> 01:23:46.923
Come on, this isn't funny!
01:23:47.032 --> 01:23:49.467
What the fuck was the point of that?!
01:23:49.536 --> 01:23:53.665
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.
01:23:53.739 --> 01:23:58.109
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
01:23:59.546 --> 01:24:01.639
You had to give it to him.
01:24:01.715 --> 01:24:04.081
- Come on.
- He had a plan.
01:24:04.151 --> 01:24:07.587
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.
01:24:07.687 --> 01:24:09.587
No fear. No distractions.
01:24:09.689 --> 01:24:12.988
The ability to let that which does not matter
01:24:13.093 --> 01:24:15.084
truly slide.
01:24:28.509 --> 01:24:30.602
You are not your job.
01:24:32.547 --> 01:24:35.914
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.
01:24:37.618 --> 01:24:39.711
You're not the car you drive.
01:24:40.221 --> 01:24:43.089
You're not the contents of your wallet.
01:24:43.158 --> 01:24:45.490
You're not your fucking khakis.
01:24:48.330 --> 01:24:51.993
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
01:25:00.842 --> 01:25:03.038
I'll be out of your way in a sec.
01:25:03.846 --> 01:25:05.939
You don't have to go.
01:25:07.450 --> 01:25:09.542
Whatever.
01:25:10.653 --> 01:25:13.747
No, I mean... It's OK.
01:25:23.266 --> 01:25:25.394
Are you still going to groups?
01:25:26.070 --> 01:25:28.163
Yeah.
01:25:29.639 --> 01:25:31.732
Chloe's dead.
01:25:32.209 --> 01:25:34.200
Wow, Chloe.
01:25:34.278 --> 01:25:36.212
When did that happen?
01:25:36.780 --> 01:25:38.645
Do you care?
01:25:38.749 --> 01:25:42.082
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.
01:25:42.386 --> 01:25:44.445
Yeah, well...
01:25:44.555 --> 01:25:46.888
It was the smart move on her part.
01:25:48.260 --> 01:25:50.285
Listen...
01:25:51.595 --> 01:25:53.962
What are you getting out of all this?
01:25:54.666 --> 01:25:56.759
What?
01:25:56.868 --> 01:25:59.200
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...
01:25:59.971 --> 01:26:02.031
Is this making you happy?
01:26:03.642 --> 01:26:05.701
Yeah, well, sometimes.
01:26:07.445 --> 01:26:09.573
I don't know. I don't understand.
01:26:09.649 --> 01:26:13.210
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?
01:26:13.286 --> 01:26:15.412
What is... What is that?
01:26:15.487 --> 01:26:17.649
What do you get out of it?
01:26:19.125 --> 01:26:21.218
No... That's not the same thing at all.
01:26:21.294 --> 01:26:23.422
It's totally different with us.
01:26:23.497 --> 01:26:25.589
Us?
01:26:25.665 --> 01:26:27.599
What do you mean by us?
01:26:27.667 --> 01:26:31.536
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?
01:26:31.638 --> 01:26:33.663
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!
01:26:33.740 --> 01:26:36.469
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.
01:26:36.542 --> 01:26:39.307
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.
01:26:39.446 --> 01:26:42.882
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?
01:26:42.949 --> 01:26:46.215
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.
01:26:46.287 --> 01:26:48.345
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?
01:26:48.488 --> 01:26:50.888
- Look at me.
- No. What?
01:26:51.658 --> 01:26:54.492
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.
01:26:54.562 --> 01:26:56.962
My God. Who did this?
01:26:57.065 --> 01:26:59.123
- A person.
- Guy or girl?
01:26:59.232 --> 01:27:02.031
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?
01:27:02.103 --> 01:27:04.697
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.
01:27:04.772 --> 01:27:06.763
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.
01:27:06.874 --> 01:27:08.035
Let go of me!
01:27:08.110 --> 01:27:10.839
- This conversation
- This conversation
01:27:10.912 --> 01:27:13.380
- is over.
- is over.
01:27:14.248 --> 01:27:17.343
I just can't win with you, can I?
01:27:26.695 --> 01:27:29.163
Hey, this is getting a little old!
01:27:29.766 --> 01:27:32.097
What is... What is all this?
01:27:32.167 --> 01:27:34.260
What do you think?
01:27:35.204 --> 01:27:37.332
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
01:27:37.407 --> 01:27:39.272
Hey!
01:27:46.116 --> 01:27:47.947
Too young.
01:27:48.017 --> 01:27:49.678
Sorry.
01:27:49.753 --> 01:27:51.813
What's all that?
01:27:51.922 --> 01:27:54.890
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.
01:27:54.958 --> 01:27:57.586
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?
01:27:57.694 --> 01:28:01.028
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,
01:28:01.132 --> 01:28:03.191
he may enter and begin training.
01:28:03.299 --> 01:28:05.130
Training for what?
01:28:10.741 --> 01:28:12.800
You think this is a game?
01:28:12.910 --> 01:28:15.572
You're too young to train here, end of story.
01:28:15.646 --> 01:28:18.376
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.
01:28:22.320 --> 01:28:24.379
Bad news, friend.
01:28:24.656 --> 01:28:26.748
It's not gonna happen.
01:28:26.824 --> 01:28:29.123
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
01:28:29.194 --> 01:28:31.128
It's not the end of the world.
01:28:31.196 --> 01:28:33.391
Just... go away.
01:28:34.266 --> 01:28:36.325
Go.
01:28:36.401 --> 01:28:40.064
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.
01:28:43.176 --> 01:28:45.235
Don't you look at me!
01:28:45.344 --> 01:28:48.608
You're never getting in this fucking house!
01:28:48.680 --> 01:28:52.048
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!
01:28:52.151 --> 01:28:55.678
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
01:28:55.788 --> 01:28:58.621
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.
01:29:06.166 --> 01:29:08.361
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.
01:29:08.435 --> 01:29:10.698
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.
01:29:10.803 --> 01:29:13.773
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.
01:29:13.841 --> 01:29:15.900
- One black jacket.
- Yes, sir.
01:29:16.009 --> 01:29:19.001
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.
01:29:21.181 --> 01:29:23.240
All right.
01:29:33.060 --> 01:29:35.120
You're too old, fat man.
01:29:35.230 --> 01:29:38.393
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.
01:29:46.207 --> 01:29:48.266
Bob! Bob!
01:30:04.260 --> 01:30:06.922
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
01:30:07.696 --> 01:30:09.163
Space monkey.
01:30:09.265 --> 01:30:12.758
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.
01:30:19.376 --> 01:30:22.072
You are too fucking old, fatty!
01:30:22.145 --> 01:30:25.342
And you... You're too fucking
01:30:25.448 --> 01:30:27.075
blond!
01:30:27.150 --> 01:30:29.482
Get out of here, the both of you!
01:30:29.553 --> 01:30:31.680
And so it went.
01:30:31.855 --> 01:30:33.949
Listen up, maggots.
01:30:34.058 --> 01:30:36.117
You are not special.
01:30:36.460 --> 01:30:39.758
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
01:30:39.863 --> 01:30:44.198
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.
01:30:44.302 --> 01:30:46.395
Tyler built himself an army.
01:30:46.671 --> 01:30:50.300
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
01:30:50.374 --> 01:30:54.003
We are all part of the same compost heap.
01:30:55.079 --> 01:30:58.311
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
01:30:58.383 --> 01:31:00.475
To what purpose?
01:31:00.551 --> 01:31:02.986
For what greater good?
01:31:06.325 --> 01:31:08.384
In Tyler we trusted.
01:31:13.732 --> 01:31:16.394
When he was like,
"You are not your job",
01:31:16.501 --> 01:31:18.561
I was like, "Yeah!"
01:31:20.440 --> 01:31:22.532
Hey, what's all this?
01:31:22.641 --> 01:31:24.735
Hey!
01:31:26.212 --> 01:31:27.907
OK!
01:31:27.981 --> 01:31:30.347
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.
01:31:30.416 --> 01:31:32.941
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.
01:31:36.956 --> 01:31:39.117
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.
01:31:43.730 --> 01:31:46.598
The same great taste, Pepsi.
01:31:48.969 --> 01:31:51.199
Ssh!
01:31:51.271 --> 01:31:55.071
Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.
01:31:55.175 --> 01:31:58.144
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?
01:31:58.212 --> 01:32:02.445
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city
01:32:02.550 --> 01:32:05.677
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.
01:32:05.786 --> 01:32:09.985
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.
01:32:10.892 --> 01:32:15.261
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene
01:32:15.363 --> 01:32:19.595
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.
01:32:19.701 --> 01:32:21.498
Back to you in the studio.
01:32:21.603 --> 01:32:24.004
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
01:32:24.974 --> 01:32:27.464
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!
01:32:34.817 --> 01:32:36.842
What the fuck did you guys do?
01:32:36.919 --> 01:32:41.015
Arson investigators
are on the premises...
01:32:44.794 --> 01:32:49.322
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.
01:32:55.539 --> 01:32:58.064
The victory in the war against crime
01:32:58.141 --> 01:33:00.234
will not come overnight.
01:33:00.310 --> 01:33:04.872
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.
01:33:04.948 --> 01:33:09.886
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...
01:33:09.954 --> 01:33:11.944
I gotta take a piss.
01:33:12.055 --> 01:33:14.820
These are the first steps in a long journey.
01:33:14.892 --> 01:33:17.486
That is why we have created Project Hope.
01:33:17.562 --> 01:33:19.655
Bob.
01:33:22.767 --> 01:33:25.531
Project Hope will be a joint effort
01:33:25.636 --> 01:33:28.366
between the police and community leaders.
01:33:28.473 --> 01:33:32.637
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.
01:34:18.091 --> 01:34:22.222
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.
01:34:24.231 --> 01:34:27.563
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.
01:34:27.634 --> 01:34:31.002
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or
01:34:31.105 --> 01:34:33.403
these guys are gonna take your balls.
01:34:34.308 --> 01:34:38.109
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.
01:34:38.180 --> 01:34:39.942
Look.
01:34:40.014 --> 01:34:43.109
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.
01:34:43.185 --> 01:34:46.746
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.
01:34:46.855 --> 01:34:50.586
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.
01:34:55.030 --> 01:34:57.829
Do not fuck with us.
01:35:05.241 --> 01:35:07.368
Ball check!
01:35:21.692 --> 01:35:23.784
Bob, you're this way.
01:35:24.894 --> 01:35:27.227
Let's go.
01:35:27.297 --> 01:35:30.494
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
01:35:31.602 --> 01:35:33.660
Hey!
01:35:48.185 --> 01:35:49.448
Yeah!
01:36:22.221 --> 01:36:25.019
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
01:36:25.090 --> 01:36:28.958
that wouldn't screw to save its species.
01:36:31.096 --> 01:36:33.861
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers
01:36:33.967 --> 01:36:36.834
and smother those French beaches
I'd never see.
01:36:40.105 --> 01:36:42.574
I wanted to breathe smoke.
01:36:59.961 --> 01:37:02.087
Where did you go, psycho boy?
01:37:03.798 --> 01:37:06.733
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
01:37:10.272 --> 01:37:12.330
Get him to a fucking hospital.
01:37:12.406 --> 01:37:14.499
Yeah.
01:37:25.287 --> 01:37:28.347
Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.
01:37:29.825 --> 01:37:31.953
After you, Mr Durden.
01:37:32.895 --> 01:37:34.987
After you.
01:37:52.749 --> 01:37:55.344
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.
01:37:55.419 --> 01:37:58.649
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?
01:37:58.755 --> 01:38:01.748
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.
01:38:01.825 --> 01:38:04.225
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?
01:38:04.328 --> 01:38:09.527
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.
01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:14.003
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.
01:38:14.071 --> 01:38:18.337
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
01:38:18.409 --> 01:38:21.845
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.
01:38:21.945 --> 01:38:24.380
Fuck that. You should have told me.
01:38:25.216 --> 01:38:27.207
Hey, Tyler!
01:38:29.053 --> 01:38:31.545
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!
01:38:31.623 --> 01:38:34.091
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?
01:38:34.192 --> 01:38:36.820
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!
01:38:36.895 --> 01:38:39.591
I will! I wanna know certain things first!
01:38:39.664 --> 01:38:42.292
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!
01:38:44.069 --> 01:38:47.801
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!
01:38:47.873 --> 01:38:51.364
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,
01:38:51.443 --> 01:38:53.503
and especially about you and me.
01:38:54.680 --> 01:38:56.841
What is that supposed to mean?
01:39:00.253 --> 01:39:02.413
What are you doing?
01:39:03.322 --> 01:39:06.052
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?
01:39:06.125 --> 01:39:08.993
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.
01:39:09.096 --> 01:39:11.462
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.
01:39:11.531 --> 01:39:13.930
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!
01:39:14.066 --> 01:39:17.093
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?
01:39:17.204 --> 01:39:20.833
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?
01:39:20.907 --> 01:39:23.240
- Come on!
- Not good enough.
01:39:23.311 --> 01:39:25.744
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
01:39:27.013 --> 01:39:29.277
Jesus Christ!
01:39:30.017 --> 01:39:32.110
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
01:39:32.220 --> 01:39:34.279
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
01:39:34.355 --> 01:39:37.017
I am sick of all your shit!
01:39:37.125 --> 01:39:39.025
OK, man.
01:39:40.828 --> 01:39:43.353
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!
01:39:43.464 --> 01:39:46.228
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!
01:39:46.300 --> 01:39:51.432
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?
01:39:52.040 --> 01:39:53.564
What?
01:39:53.675 --> 01:39:57.576
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.
01:39:57.678 --> 01:40:01.376
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!
01:40:03.118 --> 01:40:04.949
Let go!
01:40:05.053 --> 01:40:07.147
All right. Fine.
01:40:07.990 --> 01:40:09.924
Fine.
01:41:08.320 --> 01:41:10.788
I'd never been in a car accident.
01:41:10.855 --> 01:41:14.313
This must have been
what all those people felt like
01:41:14.392 --> 01:41:17.589
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.
01:41:17.662 --> 01:41:19.756
Goddamn!
01:41:23.269 --> 01:41:26.431
We've just had a near-life experience!
01:41:30.276 --> 01:41:32.267
In the world I see,
01:41:32.378 --> 01:41:36.246
you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests
01:41:36.349 --> 01:41:39.341
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
01:41:41.354 --> 01:41:45.689
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.
01:41:45.792 --> 01:41:50.354
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.
01:41:50.430 --> 01:41:54.992
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
01:41:55.068 --> 01:41:58.629
laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane
01:41:58.705 --> 01:42:01.003
of some abandoned superhighway.
01:42:14.455 --> 01:42:16.685
Feel better, champ.
01:42:34.043 --> 01:42:35.840
And then...
01:42:35.911 --> 01:42:37.469
Tyler?
01:42:37.546 --> 01:42:39.639
Tyler was gone.
01:42:47.022 --> 01:42:49.048
Was I asleep?
01:42:50.126 --> 01:42:52.150
Had I slept?
01:42:52.294 --> 01:42:55.321
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
01:42:55.432 --> 01:42:57.866
The house had become a living thing.
01:42:57.934 --> 01:43:02.565
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.
01:43:03.073 --> 01:43:05.667
So many people moving, the house moved.
01:43:08.545 --> 01:43:10.639
Planet Tyler.
01:43:10.715 --> 01:43:12.774
I had to hug the walls.
01:43:12.883 --> 01:43:15.976
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.
01:43:16.086 --> 01:43:19.887
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!
01:43:19.957 --> 01:43:22.482
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.
01:43:24.730 --> 01:43:26.788
Hang on a second.
01:43:45.717 --> 01:43:48.413
It's under control, sir.
01:43:50.889 --> 01:43:52.720
Where's Tyler?
01:43:52.791 --> 01:43:55.784
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...
01:43:55.895 --> 01:43:57.828
Right... OK.
01:44:00.232 --> 01:44:02.360
I'm all alone.
01:44:02.535 --> 01:44:06.164
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
01:44:06.305 --> 01:44:08.536
I am Jack's broken heart.
01:44:12.745 --> 01:44:16.546
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.
01:44:17.451 --> 01:44:20.647
The second rule is you do not ask questions.
01:44:23.457 --> 01:44:26.153
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!
01:44:26.560 --> 01:44:28.619
Who are all these people?
01:44:33.867 --> 01:44:36.165
The Paper Street Soap Company.
01:44:37.738 --> 01:44:39.798
Can I come in?
01:44:42.943 --> 01:44:45.002
He's not here.
01:44:45.078 --> 01:44:47.343
What?
01:44:48.383 --> 01:44:51.944
Tyler isn't here.
01:44:52.020 --> 01:44:54.079
Tyler went away.
01:44:54.556 --> 01:44:56.615
Tyler's gone.
01:45:13.642 --> 01:45:15.371
Get some help!
01:45:26.522 --> 01:45:31.426
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!
01:45:31.495 --> 01:45:33.895
What happened? What happened?
01:45:33.997 --> 01:45:36.864
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.
01:45:38.134 --> 01:45:40.227
Destroy a piece of corporate art...
01:45:40.303 --> 01:45:42.828
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
01:45:43.540 --> 01:45:46.704
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.
01:45:53.117 --> 01:45:55.483
We had it all worked out, sir.
01:46:03.661 --> 01:46:06.927
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!
01:46:07.032 --> 01:46:09.761
- What?
- They shot Bob.
01:46:11.269 --> 01:46:13.704
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!
01:46:19.077 --> 01:46:21.102
Oh, God!
01:46:21.179 --> 01:46:24.478
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.
01:46:24.550 --> 01:46:28.681
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?
01:46:28.755 --> 01:46:31.450
What did you think was gonna happen?!
01:46:33.191 --> 01:46:37.561
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!
01:46:37.664 --> 01:46:40.531
- Bury him.
- What?
01:46:40.600 --> 01:46:42.864
Take him to the garden and bury him.
01:46:42.936 --> 01:46:45.803
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!
01:46:45.905 --> 01:46:49.136
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?
01:46:49.208 --> 01:46:51.803
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.
01:46:51.912 --> 01:46:55.108
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!
01:46:55.181 --> 01:46:58.174
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
01:46:58.285 --> 01:47:00.310
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...
01:47:00.387 --> 01:47:02.514
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
01:47:02.590 --> 01:47:04.580
Now, you listen to me.
01:47:04.691 --> 01:47:09.186
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
01:47:09.296 --> 01:47:11.196
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man
01:47:11.298 --> 01:47:14.132
and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?
01:47:14.803 --> 01:47:17.100
I understand.
01:47:19.340 --> 01:47:22.708
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
01:47:22.777 --> 01:47:24.836
has a name.
01:47:24.980 --> 01:47:27.915
His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:28.350 --> 01:47:30.443
His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:31.219 --> 01:47:33.915
His name... is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:33.989 --> 01:47:37.823
His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:37.926 --> 01:47:40.986
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
01:47:41.062 --> 01:47:43.657
His name is Robert Paulsen.
01:47:43.766 --> 01:47:46.826
Shut up! This is all over with!
01:47:50.072 --> 01:47:52.597
Get the fuck out of here.
01:48:21.304 --> 01:48:25.765
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.
01:48:25.843 --> 01:48:27.401
I need to see you...
01:48:31.916 --> 01:48:35.977
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.
01:48:36.054 --> 01:48:40.822
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.
01:48:40.893 --> 01:48:45.454
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.
01:48:45.596 --> 01:48:47.223
I wish I could help you,
01:48:47.298 --> 01:48:49.631
sir.
01:48:54.906 --> 01:48:57.000
Every city I went to,
01:48:58.043 --> 01:49:00.443
as soon as I set foot off the plane
01:49:01.046 --> 01:49:03.311
I knew a Fight Club was close.
01:49:03.416 --> 01:49:05.076
Hey! Hey!
01:49:06.151 --> 01:49:07.743
Taxi!
01:49:07.853 --> 01:49:09.913
Look at my face. I'm a member.
01:49:10.023 --> 01:49:12.548
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.
01:49:12.659 --> 01:49:16.321
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you
01:49:16.428 --> 01:49:21.128
nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.
01:49:21.835 --> 01:49:25.499
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:49:26.874 --> 01:49:31.902
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.
01:49:34.682 --> 01:49:39.119
Was I asleep? Had I slept?
01:49:39.186 --> 01:49:41.450
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?
01:49:42.857 --> 01:49:45.917
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?
01:49:45.993 --> 01:49:50.259
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.
01:49:50.331 --> 01:49:53.357
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
01:49:53.467 --> 01:49:57.529
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?
01:49:57.672 --> 01:50:00.663
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.
01:50:01.476 --> 01:50:03.535
Everywhere I went,
01:50:03.678 --> 01:50:05.612
I felt I'd already been there.
01:50:05.714 --> 01:50:08.616
It was like following an invisible man.
01:50:09.719 --> 01:50:11.777
The smell of dried blood,
01:50:11.887 --> 01:50:15.379
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
01:50:16.225 --> 01:50:19.422
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.
01:50:19.529 --> 01:50:23.089
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.
01:50:23.966 --> 01:50:26.901
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
01:50:29.806 --> 01:50:32.934
His name is Robert Paulsen...
01:50:37.547 --> 01:50:39.641
Welcome back, sir.
01:50:40.617 --> 01:50:42.710
How have you been?
01:50:42.786 --> 01:50:44.946
Do you know me?
01:50:45.021 --> 01:50:47.422
Is this a test, sir?
01:50:47.524 --> 01:50:49.389
No. This is not a test.
01:50:49.459 --> 01:50:51.723
You were in here last Thursday.
01:50:52.262 --> 01:50:54.561
Thursday?
01:50:54.665 --> 01:50:58.624
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.
01:50:59.269 --> 01:51:01.363
It's tight as a drum, sir.
01:51:04.042 --> 01:51:06.202
Who do you think I am?
01:51:06.276 --> 01:51:08.837
Are you sure this isn't a test?
01:51:08.947 --> 01:51:10.847
No, this is not a test.
01:51:10.949 --> 01:51:13.008
You're Mr Durden.
01:51:14.352 --> 01:51:17.014
You're the one who gave me this.
01:51:17.088 --> 01:51:21.286
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.
01:51:32.771 --> 01:51:34.830
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.
01:51:34.907 --> 01:51:36.876
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?
01:51:36.977 --> 01:51:38.308
Had sex?
01:51:38.411 --> 01:51:40.571
What kind of stupid question is that?
01:51:40.679 --> 01:51:43.045
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?
01:51:43.115 --> 01:51:45.710
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...
01:51:45.819 --> 01:51:49.686
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?
01:51:49.788 --> 01:51:53.190
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?
01:51:53.260 --> 01:51:56.093
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!
01:51:56.196 --> 01:51:59.098
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
01:51:59.200 --> 01:52:02.066
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.
01:52:02.135 --> 01:52:04.831
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
01:52:04.905 --> 01:52:06.999
We just lost cabin pressure.
01:52:07.074 --> 01:52:08.541
What did you just say?
01:52:08.643 --> 01:52:11.009
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!
01:52:11.078 --> 01:52:14.741
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?
01:52:14.849 --> 01:52:16.908
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!
01:52:17.018 --> 01:52:19.816
You broke your promise.
01:52:19.887 --> 01:52:21.856
Jesus, Tyler.
01:52:21.924 --> 01:52:25.359
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?
01:52:25.459 --> 01:52:28.918
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.
01:52:29.031 --> 01:52:31.329
Why do people think that I'm you?
01:52:31.900 --> 01:52:33.958
Answer me!
01:52:36.338 --> 01:52:38.169
Sit.
01:52:40.976 --> 01:52:43.673
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?
01:52:43.780 --> 01:52:45.940
I think you know.
01:52:46.081 --> 01:52:48.641
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
01:52:48.750 --> 01:52:51.481
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?
01:52:51.554 --> 01:52:54.352
I... I don't know.
01:52:59.128 --> 01:53:01.995
- You got it.
- No.
01:53:02.098 --> 01:53:04.191
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.
01:53:05.569 --> 01:53:07.593
Because...
01:53:08.972 --> 01:53:10.132
Say it!
01:53:11.808 --> 01:53:13.868
Because we're the same person.
01:53:13.944 --> 01:53:16.071
That's right.
01:53:16.146 --> 01:53:18.306
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.
01:53:18.381 --> 01:53:22.113
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.
01:53:22.186 --> 01:53:24.279
You could not do this on your own.
01:53:24.355 --> 01:53:26.414
All the ways you wish you could be,
01:53:26.523 --> 01:53:28.388
that's me.
01:53:28.492 --> 01:53:31.620
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.
01:53:31.729 --> 01:53:34.095
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
01:53:34.164 --> 01:53:36.929
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
01:53:37.002 --> 01:53:37.991
Oh, no.
01:53:38.103 --> 01:53:41.003
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?
01:53:41.105 --> 01:53:43.404
This isn't possible. This is crazy.
01:53:43.508 --> 01:53:45.533
People do it every day.
01:53:45.610 --> 01:53:49.172
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
01:53:49.248 --> 01:53:52.512
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
01:53:56.322 --> 01:53:59.655
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
01:53:59.792 --> 01:54:04.456
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.
01:54:04.563 --> 01:54:07.054
If this is your first time, you have to fight.
01:54:07.166 --> 01:54:11.536
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become
01:54:12.371 --> 01:54:14.271
Tyler Durden.
01:54:14.373 --> 01:54:17.171
You are not your job
or how much money you have!
01:54:17.243 --> 01:54:19.644
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.
01:54:19.746 --> 01:54:23.374
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.
01:54:23.449 --> 01:54:25.246
Or you stay up and make soap.
01:54:25.351 --> 01:54:30.289
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.
01:54:32.025 --> 01:54:34.051
Oh, my God.
01:54:35.062 --> 01:54:37.155
Now you see our dilemma.
01:54:37.230 --> 01:54:39.494
She knows too much.
01:54:39.599 --> 01:54:44.697
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.
01:54:44.839 --> 01:54:46.965
What... What are you saying?
01:54:47.909 --> 01:54:52.175
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!
01:54:52.246 --> 01:54:54.908
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.
01:54:55.017 --> 01:54:57.712
We simply do not have time for this crap.
01:54:59.220 --> 01:55:01.415
It's called a changeover.
01:55:01.489 --> 01:55:03.583
The movie goes on
01:55:03.659 --> 01:55:06.787
and nobody in the audience has any idea.
01:55:19.741 --> 01:55:23.438
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.
01:55:23.512 --> 01:55:25.947
Can you initial this list of phone calls?
01:55:30.352 --> 01:55:34.414
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.
01:55:40.263 --> 01:55:44.359
Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?
01:55:44.467 --> 01:55:49.337
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
01:55:51.841 --> 01:55:54.276
Is anybody here?
01:55:56.947 --> 01:55:59.040
Déjà vu all over again.
01:56:00.684 --> 01:56:03.175
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
01:56:05.523 --> 01:56:07.582
Oh, my God.
01:56:11.496 --> 01:56:13.861
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?
01:56:14.298 --> 01:56:17.962
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?
01:56:19.137 --> 01:56:20.729
Hello?
01:56:20.805 --> 01:56:22.932
1888 Franklin Street?
01:56:23.008 --> 01:56:25.101
Yes. Can I help you?
01:56:27.546 --> 01:56:30.140
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.
01:56:30.215 --> 01:56:32.741
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.
01:56:32.818 --> 01:56:34.944
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.
01:56:35.020 --> 01:56:38.184
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.
01:56:38.291 --> 01:56:40.350
It's under control, sir.
01:56:40.793 --> 01:56:44.354
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
01:56:48.601 --> 01:56:49.966
2160.
01:56:57.577 --> 01:57:00.103
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
01:57:01.782 --> 01:57:04.580
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
01:57:04.651 --> 01:57:08.815
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!
01:57:08.956 --> 01:57:11.652
They were burning their fingertips with lye.
01:57:11.758 --> 01:57:15.718
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.
01:57:15.797 --> 01:57:19.755
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.
01:57:23.004 --> 01:57:25.564
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.
01:57:25.640 --> 01:57:27.767
You have every right to be...
01:57:28.376 --> 01:57:30.241
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
01:57:30.345 --> 01:57:33.280
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.
01:57:33.381 --> 01:57:35.406
Why is it free of charge?
01:57:35.483 --> 01:57:37.543
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.
01:57:37.620 --> 01:57:43.148
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.
01:57:43.224 --> 01:57:45.284
Clean food, please.
01:57:45.394 --> 01:57:48.420
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.
01:57:48.497 --> 01:57:50.590
No clam chowder. Thank you.
01:57:52.067 --> 01:57:54.297
You got about 30 seconds.
01:57:57.006 --> 01:57:59.498
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?
01:57:59.609 --> 01:58:03.044
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?
01:58:03.112 --> 01:58:08.176
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.
01:58:08.251 --> 01:58:12.312
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear
01:58:12.422 --> 01:58:14.788
to me for reasons I won't go into.
01:58:14.858 --> 01:58:17.452
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.
01:58:17.527 --> 01:58:20.257
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
01:58:20.330 --> 01:58:22.629
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.
01:58:22.700 --> 01:58:24.792
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
01:58:24.868 --> 01:58:29.203
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.
01:58:29.273 --> 01:58:31.400
You do?
01:58:31.475 --> 01:58:33.340
I really do.
01:58:33.444 --> 01:58:37.744
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.
01:58:37.848 --> 01:58:40.612
Marla, your life is in danger.
01:58:40.685 --> 01:58:42.619
What?
01:58:42.687 --> 01:58:46.418
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.
01:58:46.490 --> 01:58:49.288
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.
01:58:49.360 --> 01:58:52.819
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!
01:58:52.898 --> 01:58:55.458
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!
01:58:57.269 --> 01:59:01.706
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.
01:59:01.773 --> 01:59:04.834
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.
01:59:04.911 --> 01:59:06.879
You're spectacular in bed.
01:59:06.946 --> 01:59:08.378
But
01:59:08.480 --> 01:59:10.539
you're intolerable.
01:59:10.649 --> 01:59:13.141
You have very serious emotional problems.
01:59:13.252 --> 01:59:17.188
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.
01:59:17.290 --> 01:59:21.249
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.
01:59:22.395 --> 01:59:24.488
I can't do this any more.
01:59:24.564 --> 01:59:26.657
I can't.
01:59:26.733 --> 01:59:28.793
And I won't.
01:59:28.902 --> 01:59:30.926
I'm gone.
01:59:31.003 --> 01:59:33.699
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
01:59:36.543 --> 01:59:39.205
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!
01:59:39.313 --> 01:59:41.804
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!
01:59:41.915 --> 01:59:44.907
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...
01:59:44.985 --> 01:59:47.112
Here, wait right here!
01:59:50.992 --> 01:59:53.551
Hold it right there! Shut up!
01:59:53.627 --> 01:59:55.754
Take this money and get on this bus.
01:59:55.829 --> 01:59:57.991
I promise I won't bother you again.
01:59:58.133 --> 01:59:59.566
Shut up!
01:59:59.634 --> 02:00:02.831
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.
02:00:04.005 --> 02:00:06.132
Why are you doing this?
02:00:06.207 --> 02:00:10.303
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!
02:00:10.378 --> 02:00:14.747
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.
02:00:14.816 --> 02:00:19.220
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.
02:00:20.756 --> 02:00:23.589
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
02:00:38.607 --> 02:00:41.270
Hello. I need you to arrest me.
02:00:41.378 --> 02:00:44.142
I am the leader of a terrorist organization
02:00:44.214 --> 02:00:49.174
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.
02:00:49.252 --> 02:00:53.154
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.
02:00:53.223 --> 02:00:57.024
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.
02:00:57.195 --> 02:01:00.220
This is a tightly-regimented organization
02:01:00.297 --> 02:01:05.895
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.
02:01:06.003 --> 02:01:09.871
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
02:01:09.974 --> 02:01:11.874
That's our headquarters.
02:01:11.976 --> 02:01:14.570
In the back, buried in the garden,
02:01:14.645 --> 02:01:17.672
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
02:01:17.783 --> 02:01:21.081
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs
02:01:21.219 --> 02:01:26.522
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
02:01:26.625 --> 02:01:28.650
I believe the plan is to blow up
02:01:28.727 --> 02:01:31.821
the headquarters
of these credit card companies
02:01:31.897 --> 02:01:33.990
and the TRW building.
02:01:34.933 --> 02:01:38.300
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?
02:01:38.403 --> 02:01:41.998
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.
02:01:42.841 --> 02:01:44.900
You'll create total chaos.
02:01:46.513 --> 02:01:49.744
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone
call.
02:02:00.326 --> 02:02:02.557
I really admire what you're doing.
02:02:03.030 --> 02:02:05.088
What?
02:02:05.231 --> 02:02:07.256
You're a brave man to order this.
02:02:07.333 --> 02:02:09.097
You're a genius, sir.
02:02:09.236 --> 02:02:13.935
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,
02:02:14.041 --> 02:02:16.373
we gotta get his balls.
02:02:17.778 --> 02:02:20.941
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.
02:02:21.048 --> 02:02:24.075
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!
02:02:24.152 --> 02:02:26.984
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!
02:02:27.087 --> 02:02:30.956
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.
02:02:31.059 --> 02:02:33.755
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.
02:02:33.862 --> 02:02:37.992
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.
02:02:44.139 --> 02:02:47.701
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!
02:02:48.543 --> 02:02:50.602
Is somebody timing this?
02:02:50.779 --> 02:02:53.749
Keep your mouth shut.
02:02:53.816 --> 02:02:55.909
Shit!
02:02:58.554 --> 02:03:01.352
Some of this information checks out.
02:03:01.424 --> 02:03:04.723
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
02:03:05.428 --> 02:03:07.192
Hey, wait!
02:03:07.898 --> 02:03:10.422
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.
02:03:10.533 --> 02:03:13.001
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?
02:03:13.102 --> 02:03:15.594
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
02:03:19.142 --> 02:03:22.578
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
02:03:23.814 --> 02:03:25.839
Get down on the floor!
02:03:30.622 --> 02:03:33.522
The first person
that comes out of this door
02:03:33.590 --> 02:03:35.558
gets a lead salad! Understand?
02:03:59.885 --> 02:04:02.479
Get away! Stay away!
02:04:15.435 --> 02:04:17.493
I ran.
02:04:18.037 --> 02:04:22.202
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.
02:04:24.844 --> 02:04:26.902
Then I ran some more.
02:05:07.622 --> 02:05:09.920
What the fuck are you doing?
02:05:10.025 --> 02:05:12.960
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!
02:05:13.061 --> 02:05:16.155
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.
02:05:16.264 --> 02:05:21.168
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.
02:06:09.153 --> 02:06:11.816
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?
02:06:11.923 --> 02:06:15.290
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?
02:06:15.360 --> 02:06:18.761
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.
02:06:18.830 --> 02:06:22.095
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.
02:06:22.167 --> 02:06:24.533
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?
02:06:24.602 --> 02:06:26.594
The buildings are empty.
02:06:26.705 --> 02:06:29.537
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!
02:06:29.607 --> 02:06:32.371
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
02:06:32.510 --> 02:06:35.844
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.
02:06:35.948 --> 02:06:39.542
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.
02:06:45.591 --> 02:06:49.960
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.
02:06:50.029 --> 02:06:51.758
If you know, I know.
02:06:57.370 --> 02:07:01.738
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.
02:07:10.251 --> 02:07:11.342
You think?
02:07:13.353 --> 02:07:15.446
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
02:07:16.289 --> 02:07:19.282
Pull any one but the green one.
02:07:24.030 --> 02:07:26.659
I asked you not to do that!
02:07:28.502 --> 02:07:30.060
Fuck!
02:07:31.005 --> 02:07:33.098
Tyler, get away from the van.
02:07:35.309 --> 02:07:38.710
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!
02:07:38.813 --> 02:07:40.179
Goddamn it!
02:07:46.521 --> 02:07:47.886
OK.
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You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend
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near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
02:07:56.231 --> 02:07:57.994
Cool it, Tyler!
02:08:11.214 --> 02:08:13.273
Come on!
02:08:13.349 --> 02:08:15.408
Don't go!
02:08:52.991 --> 02:08:54.185
What?!
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Three minutes.
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This is it.
02:09:43.710 --> 02:09:45.735
The beginning.
02:09:45.812 --> 02:09:47.780
Ground zero.
02:09:47.848 --> 02:09:50.146
I think this is about where we came in.
02:09:50.217 --> 02:09:52.709
Do you have a speech for the occasion?
02:09:52.787 --> 02:09:55.812
I'm sorry?
02:09:55.922 --> 02:09:57.981
I still can't think of anything.
02:10:00.028 --> 02:10:02.121
Flashback humor.
02:10:07.201 --> 02:10:09.226
It's getting exciting now.
02:10:10.805 --> 02:10:12.602
Two and a half.
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Think of everything we've accomplished.
02:10:15.344 --> 02:10:20.144
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.
02:10:20.214 --> 02:10:23.946
One step closer to economic equilibrium.
02:10:37.500 --> 02:10:39.899
Why is she here?
02:10:40.002 --> 02:10:41.902
Tying up loose ends.
02:10:42.004 --> 02:10:45.065
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!
02:10:45.175 --> 02:10:48.269
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.
02:10:48.378 --> 02:10:51.836
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.
02:10:51.915 --> 02:10:56.648
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.
02:10:56.719 --> 02:11:00.713
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.
02:11:00.825 --> 02:11:02.883
You're a voice in mine!
02:11:02.992 --> 02:11:05.826
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.
02:11:05.896 --> 02:11:07.989
No. I don't. I really don't any more.
02:11:08.065 --> 02:11:12.332
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.
02:11:12.437 --> 02:11:16.395
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it
02:11:16.507 --> 02:11:18.236
and I accept that.
02:11:18.309 --> 02:11:22.337
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.
02:11:24.348 --> 02:11:26.543
Have I ever let us down?
02:11:28.019 --> 02:11:30.317
How far have you come because of me?!
02:11:36.228 --> 02:11:38.287
I will bring us through this.
02:11:38.363 --> 02:11:42.164
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming
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and in the end you will thank me.
02:11:45.171 --> 02:11:47.695
Tyler. Tyler.
02:11:47.772 --> 02:11:51.300
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.
02:11:51.377 --> 02:11:54.073
But this is too much. I don't want this.
02:11:54.147 --> 02:11:59.449
What do you want? Your shit job back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
02:11:59.519 --> 02:12:01.578
Fuck you! I won't do it.
02:12:02.455 --> 02:12:06.290
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!
02:12:06.360 --> 02:12:07.986
60 seconds till CRI.
02:12:08.528 --> 02:12:10.587
No.
02:12:12.499 --> 02:12:15.297
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.
02:12:15.369 --> 02:12:19.066
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.
02:12:20.541 --> 02:12:22.600
The gun's in my hand.
02:12:27.615 --> 02:12:30.105
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
02:12:38.993 --> 02:12:41.621
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
02:12:41.763 --> 02:12:43.822
Not my head, Tyler.
02:12:44.399 --> 02:12:46.424
Our head.
02:12:47.970 --> 02:12:50.029
Interesting.
02:12:53.041 --> 02:12:55.704
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?
02:13:02.183 --> 02:13:05.176
Hey. It's you and me.
02:13:07.923 --> 02:13:09.983
Friends?
02:13:10.827 --> 02:13:12.920
Tyler,
02:13:16.332 --> 02:13:18.665
I want you to really listen to me.
02:13:18.802 --> 02:13:21.236
OK.
02:13:21.338 --> 02:13:23.397
My eyes are open.
02:13:42.159 --> 02:13:44.184
What's that smell?
02:14:03.815 --> 02:14:06.807
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?
02:14:07.452 --> 02:14:09.044
Mr Durden!
02:14:10.122 --> 02:14:11.987
Oh, my God!
02:14:17.330 --> 02:14:20.526
Are you... Are you all right, sir?
02:14:20.632 --> 02:14:24.592
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
02:14:24.671 --> 02:14:28.664
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
02:14:28.741 --> 02:14:31.505
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.
02:14:31.644 --> 02:14:35.239
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.
02:14:37.517 --> 02:14:39.748
Stop it!
02:14:39.887 --> 02:14:43.014
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!
02:14:43.089 --> 02:14:44.886
You!
02:14:44.957 --> 02:14:47.051
Hi, Marla.
02:14:47.528 --> 02:14:52.362
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?
02:14:52.466 --> 02:14:54.525
Yes, I'm sure.
02:14:55.636 --> 02:14:59.732
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!
02:14:59.874 --> 02:15:02.536
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!
02:15:02.644 --> 02:15:04.133
Yeah, I know.
02:15:08.917 --> 02:15:10.782
What happened?
02:15:10.919 --> 02:15:13.046
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.
02:15:13.121 --> 02:15:15.180
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.
02:15:16.124 --> 02:15:19.150
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.
02:15:22.965 --> 02:15:24.796
Who did this?
02:15:24.933 --> 02:15:27.401
I did, actually.
02:15:27.502 --> 02:15:29.562
Find some gauze.
02:15:30.940 --> 02:15:32.965
You shot yourself?
02:15:33.075 --> 02:15:35.703
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
02:15:35.778 --> 02:15:38.076
I'm really OK.
02:15:38.147 --> 02:15:42.106
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
02:15:54.931 --> 02:15:58.799
You met me at a very strange time in my life.